Sometimes I honestly just want to say "Fuck It"...
Anonymous asked: So sir, tell me stories. What's your religious view?
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
yeah that. everyday.
My Neck Looks Like MR. T Started To Choke Me
That Awkward Moment When Your Date Takes You Back...
When somebody asks me what college is like
whatshouldbifflescallme: I’m just like:
swanngangg: I don’t know what I’m more surprised about Drake beat up Chris Brown Drake can beat someone up Chris Brown can be beat up by Drake Nobody else had beat up Chris Brown earlier
You always listen to your mother, you understand? Do what she tells you to do,...– Denzel Washington, John Q (via thisisthe—storyofagirl) I cry every time I watch this scene. Every time.
Ammar M. Ali: The great boxer, Muhammad Ali, on... →
ammarmali: Muhammad Ali’s daughter remembers the day when she arrived at his home wearing clothes that are immodest. “When we finally arrived, the chauffer escorted my youngest sister, Laila, and me to my father’s suite. As usual, he was hiding behind the door waiting to scare us. We exchanged hugs and…
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